idekwutiwantmyurl2b:

Alcina Dimitrescu being an absolute womanizer in her jazz days.

Just singing in cabarets, bars, speakeasies, making eyes at every single lady in the place from up on stage in some slinky flapper dress and pearls or neglegé and feather boa.

Later she takes them to her room, some one by one, others a few at a time and just.

It’s always a shock to the person who comes in to get her for her next performance, because the room is a mess and whatever young thing in there is just stuttering and flitting about the room making excuses, haphazardly getting dressed and Alcina’s just laying in bed, still naked and smoking a cigarette, watching her with the most amused look on her face.

Once the woman is gone and it’s just Alcina and whomever at the door, she’ll stand and stretch languidly, groaning as she does and another woman will stir in the bed from under the covers grasping for the warmth of the body that was just there.

The whole scene unfolds in seconds and the person at the door, now the color of a boiled lobster, just blinks, nods, reminds Alcina she’s on in 20 minutes, leaves and shuts the door.

MOTHERFUCKERS THIS HIT 500 NOTES

Thank you!!!!

avionvadion:

idekwutiwantmyurl2b:

After learning Maggie Robertson of Lady Dimitrescu Fame also plays Orin the Red in BG3 I got hit with this vision of Neil Newbon (Heisenberg RE8 & Astarion BG3) looking at Larian, slamming his fist on a table and saying “oh do I know a woman who will do WORK for yall.” And I just think that’s sweet

Looks at VA cast every now and then:

*Neil Newbon* as Astarion. “Yeah, that checks out.”

*Matthew Mercer* as Minsc. “YO FOR REALS? MY MAN!??”

*J.K Simmons* as General Ketheric Thorm. “WHAAAAT!??? J. JONAH JAMESON!??? YO THAT’S SO COOL.”

Sees update.

*Maggie Robertson* as Lady Orin. “LADY DIMITRESCUUUUUUUUU~!!!!! MY QUEEEEN!!!”

Originally posted by trinittyy

Like I’m literally so excited for this game. The cast is in the top 5 reasons, honestly.

After learning Maggie Robertson of Lady Dimitrescu Fame also plays Orin the Red in BG3 I got hit with this vision of Neil Newbon (Heisenberg RE8 & Astarion BG3) looking at Larian, slamming his fist on a table and saying “oh do I know a woman who will do WORK for yall.” And I just think that’s sweet

lesbian-nydoorin:

Everyone surprised about the bear fucking. Like Larian didn’t already have a scene where a guy who worships the pain goddess beats you with a mace in a dirty dungeon and your character can beg for more and he’s calling you dearest. And this is happening in front of a crowded goblin base where everyone and god can watch. And then your companions rate your performance.

faeriemilf:

reminder as we approach the bg3 release.. you’re going to see people who play differently than you, interact with your fave characters differently than you and have headcanons that do not overlap with yours. scroll and move on, complain with your friends but at the end of the day accept not all content is for you lol. don’t harass people like an absolute goblin

shitty-check-please-aus:

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

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why-animals-do-the-thing:

radley-writes:

great-and-small:

As summer is approaching, I’d like to share this bird-friendly beach etiquette reminder. A lot of people let their dogs roam freely on the beach, but dogs that chase wildlife can have a detrimental effect on the animals that have no choice but to share the shoreline with us. Please enjoy the summer with your pets and make sure to give wild animals plenty of space!

Potentially controversial opinion here, but this goes for any other natural place too. Your dog shouldn’t be running off-lead and disturbing wildlife outside of specific designated dog areas. The amount of damage free-roaming dogs cause to the rare ground-nesting birds on the heathland near me, despite constant appeals for people to keep them on-leash, is disgusting. And for the love of FUCK, stop letting your dogs run off-leash in fields with livestock. Especially pregnant ewes and young lambs.

“But my dog is a nice dog and my dog would never hurt any animal!”

1. I don’t believe you.
2. The other animals don’t know that. Stress is enough to make ewes miscarry. Having to panic and flee costs precious energy. Dogs trampling nests is enough to destroy eggs.
3. Keep your fucking dog on a leash.

Important generally but also specifically for shorebirds. Many are endangered or threatened and nest in very specific places, and one loose dog among eggs or chicks can devastate a colony.

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hattysan:

Dimitrescu poster “VIl.l.AGE” - 2021. 05

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soaringsearingphoenix:

soaringsearingphoenix:

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

Like… i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced… i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty… i have to make sure i get exercise… i’m not qualified for this

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dappermouth:

dappermouth:

I’ll be selling/signing prints at Fan Expo Denver next weekend (June 30 - July 2)! I had a blast last year and I hope to see a bunch of you again this time around. Come say heyyyy…!

Last day here in Denver! Whew lads it’s been wild — we’re selling out of a bunch of stuff so come thru early if there’s something specific you’re looking for!

regionfree:

the ten commandments

1. thog don’t caare
2. if it sucks hit da bricks
3. play the cards i’m given
4. pobody’s nerfect
5. this mess is a place
6. fuck it we ball
7. it’s so over
8. we’re so back
9. what if the world was made of pudding
10. there is good in every day

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seraphiminn:

catgirlforeskin:

brookietf:

putnamspuppeteer:

horsefriend:

For those who don’t know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times.

Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

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caustic-apologist:

ot3:

ot3:

pulled over to give a homeless guy some cash on the side of the road today and he pointed to my bigfoot air freshener and asked if i believed in ‘that guy’ and no, i don’t, i have the air freshener because my last car before this one (the pt cruiser) belonged to a woman named tracy who loved bigfoot and had a whole collection of bigfoot stuff including the air freshener and she died of cancer which is why her husband was selling me her car and i figured, hey, might as well keep the air freshener in her honor. and then when i had to junk the last car i couldnt bring myself to get rid of it. so now it’s just hanging off my rear view mirror again. which is probably a worse reason to have an air freshener than believing in bigfoot.

This is the meanest shit you’ve ever said to me Bob

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crossdreamers:

It is important to keep in mind that all the horrible headlines about anti-trans Republican legislation do not say much aboit how many of them actually become a reality. An increasing number are now stopped in the courts.

In addition to the laws and regulations Erin Reed mentions in the tweet above, a lot of bans against drag performances are shot down for violating the freedom of speech.

Erin Reed writes:

//Y’all. I TOLD you. Bad news the last 6 months will give way to wins!

- IN misgendering… blocked

- AR care ban… blocked

- AL care ban… blocked

- TN drag ban… blocked

- FL care ban… blocked

- IN care ban… blocked

- WV sports ban… blocked

Just getting started! Happy Pride!//

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

apas-95:

postpostirony:

I love the people in the notes going ‘uhm actually he was German’ because it’s made fairly clear by other points in the post that it’s not referring to Marx (Marx didn’t write about monopoly-capitalism forming into imperialism, and Marx wrote closer to 200 years ago than 100) to the point that, in as much of a Gotcha as it is, it implies they themselves’ve never read Marx, let alone Lenin.

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